Silly me, heading to the market on a Saturday – the day before the big playoff game. I knew it would be crowded and crazy, but I needed regular food and some ingredients to make one of my few dinners I’m able to wow Scott with. What I couldn't know is how much laughing I would do during today’s jaunt…
The Spousal Interchange:
Shopper Wife: (in a smoke-5-packs-a-day guttural voice) We got enough peanut buttah, right?
Shopper Husband: No answer - but the bubble over his head that represented his expression that read, “Whatevah”
You probably had to have been there, but seriously, it cracked me up!
The Young/Maybe-New Cashier:
Cashier: What kind of onion is this?
Me: A red onionCashier: (after looking up on chart) Oh, right.
Yet, he knew how to code the English Cucumber?
Common Sense Wanted (no, make that NEEDED):
As I loaded my car up with my groceries, I noticed one bag held only one individual box of Blistex. That’s all. I might have to report the bagger boy to the environmental police. Oh but then I’d have to admit I don’t use the recycle shopping bags (oops). As a sidenote: I do recycle the plastic ones – no, I really do!!!
I mean, it was a “33% more” tube of Blistex afterall, but did it really need its own bag??
What craziness/hilarity have you come across today?